What do you mean you don't know what Twitter is? Sheesh, get with the times people! You use it to follow the tiny little comments left by your favourite people all day.

Pac-Man

Stupid GPS isn't working right again. It told me to turn left into an exit but it was actually an entrance.

Mario

Installing home security system on Peach's castle. Thirty eighth time's the charm!

Q-Bert

#@&% &%!@!##

Pac-Man

Agh. Hopelessly lost. Current location: http://twitpic.com/H9734jn.jpg

King Bowser

Spent the day working on tax cuts for the rich goombas, finalising an arms treaty with the Hammer Bros and arguing with the food and drug administration board about purple mushrooms. Now to steal a princess and rape her six ways to Sunday.

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Lode Runner

Still waiting for the phone to ring.

DiamondThingFromGeometryWars

@ShipFromGeometryWars Why can't we all just get along? AAagh

Solid Snake

Just taking it easy today. Might go shopping for some pleated pants and a haircut.

Parappa

@SunnyFunny Sorry about the other night. I was high and thought you were a houseplant. We cool?

SonicTheHedgehog

Why won't they let me die? "Just one more game!", they keep saying. "It'll be better this time we promise", they keep saying. Fuck their bullshit.

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