Now it seems as though something new has finally managed to wean PC gamers off a shooter diet of Counter Strike, Quake III and Unreal. Unfortunately, it's Team Fortress 2.

There used to be a rather ubiquitous synthesiser called a Yamaha DX7. Everyone band had them. There also used to be a joke about DX7's. What's the difference between a
Yamaha DX7 and a clitoris? Nothing, they're both touch sensitive and
every cunt's got one.

Same thing about TF2. There are lots of people who play games on their PCs at work at lunch and after work. A lot of World of Warcraft (though much less than there was), a bit of Call of Duty 4 and a fair bit of TF2. It's funny because when I played TF2 at work there were fewer people playing but it seems it's just gotten much bigger while I've been off playing CoD4.  I think the addition of achievements has blinded people to the fact that presentation aside, this game sucks more ass than an ass-leach who is the son of an ass-leach who sucks ass on a professional basis, often operating on call 24-7 and offering ass-sucking duties to the highest bidder, day or night, rain hail or shine. It seems the ass-sucking leach also has a new album out soon, "Oh how I suck ass." I'm sure there will be some parody video on You Tube soon "Meet the Ass-Leach." In this video, we will see people play TF2 and we will think to ourselves "bloody hell, that sucks ass."

If you can actually kill someone in TF2 without spamming, then good luck to you cock-infested weevil. And although I bought the 360 version of Orange Box (with its own laggy version of TF2), I also bought the PC version of TF2. And played it at work before my copy of CoD4 PC arrived in the post from Play Asia. I may not have had the best luck with MP games based on Valve games (apart from DoD:Source which I still like), I do have to quote our old friend the Ass-Leach "TF2 sucks ass more than I, an ass leach."

What's good about TF2?

The music, sound and graphics. The character design and settings are generally pretty good.

What sucks ass about TF2?

The gameplay. Sub Battlefield capture the flag with horrible weapons which only kill if you are able to hold down the left mouse button whilst a medic is attached to your hip.

Achievement farming servers. Oh jesus. They've invented this thing called sex. Try it with something that doesn't  hold down the left mouse button whilst a medic is attached to your hip.

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